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Star Whores

by SERRABULHO

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Pornocchio 02:34
His name is Pornocchio, He mounts chicks like he’s in a rodeo. He’s a self-confessed vaginator, And a genital exercise vindicator. His sperminal velocity goes off the charts, And he is the expert of female private parts. Once a broad gave him toothy blowjob That almost pulled out his manly knob. On another occasion he was eating a pussy And almost chocked because it was so bushy. Pornocchio is also known as the cocktopus ‘Cause he shags so damn good he must come with eight cocks plus. He gets pussy so frequently Thus doing pubic flossing easily. His penis is an inter-continental ballistic projectile Made for what’s vaginal and avoiding the rectal. He has a tyrannosaurus prick Making all others look like a toothpick. He is specially good when he lies ‘Cause his wooden thing oversizes. His life is an ejaculatory inevitability And masturbation is only a recreational facility. Also you shouldn’t masturbate too much, even though it calms, It’s a fact it gives you hairy palms.
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Congro 03:18
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Buttman 03:13
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Tenho um pentilhoni Espigado nu culhoni Que cena abismal Estou a bater mal. O que é que eu faço agora Com este esquisito pentilhoni Vou ter de me por fino Senão vai-me inchar o culhoni. Tenho um colhão inchado Até parece um cogumelo Vou saltar do telhado Cair em cima do farelo. Fui parar ao hospital Dei um peido, cheirava mal Apareceu-me uma enfermeira Podre de boa e com a borracheira. Começou-se a portar mal Eu cada vez a bater mais mal. Ela doida, a mexer nu culhoni Saltei-lhe em cima e espiguei-lhe o cuzoni Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, o meu colhão Não me mexas aí com a mão Senão com esta comichão Vais destruir o cabeção. Ai o meu colhão…!! Tenho um pentilhoni Que coisa anormal. A moncosa da enfermeira… Aquilo correu mal!
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Star Whores 04:18
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Vaseline 04:32
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Boobs are a perfect creation, Always worthy of adoration. They look great in a slow motion race, And they’re always ideal to get to third base. Breasts are so awesome they come in pairs, They’re built-in airbags that everyone stares. Boobs are cool to squeeze and they even float And into the cleavage you can motorboat . In their 20’s they’re nice and firm In their 30’s and 40’s still round but a bit worn, However in their 50’s and further on They’ll make you cry for what’s forever gone. Boobies come in various shapes, Sometimes they’re big as melons others small as grapes. At times they are perfect others lopsided, Now and then they’re perky and their nipples misguided. There are big nipples boobs and those just hanging, Some are known as pillow tits that are very good for camping. Super sized breasts can suffocate a guy Migrator and wanderer titties can leave you with a black eye. Every so often nipples get hard when its cold, You should always seize a booby before it gets too old! Sadly not all boobies make sense, They can happen to be of a fat, greasy dude that suffers from flatulence. Booooooooobs!
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CD 2015
Rotten Roll Rex

Recorded and mixed @ Blind and Lost Studios (Santa Marta de Penaguião, Portugal)
Produced, mixed, mastered and engineered by Guilhermino Martins
Mixing assistance by Bruno Ferreira

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released August 1, 2015

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