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Pornocchio
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His name is Pornocchio,
He mounts chicks like he’s in a rodeo.
He’s a self-confessed vaginator,
And a genital exercise vindicator.
His sperminal velocity goes off the charts,
And he is the expert of female private parts.
Once a broad gave him toothy blowjob
That almost pulled out his manly knob.
On another occasion he was eating a pussy
And almost chocked because it was so bushy.
Pornocchio is also known as the cocktopus
‘Cause he shags so damn good he must come with eight cocks plus.
He gets pussy so frequently
Thus doing pubic flossing easily.
His penis is an inter-continental ballistic projectile
Made for what’s vaginal and avoiding the rectal.
He has a tyrannosaurus prick
Making all others look like a toothpick.
He is specially good when he lies
‘Cause his wooden thing oversizes.
His life is an ejaculatory inevitability
And masturbation is only a recreational facility.
Also you shouldn’t masturbate too much, even though it calms,
It’s a fact it gives you hairy palms.
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Congro
03:18
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Buttman
03:13
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Pentilhoni nu Culhoni
03:04
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Tenho um pentilhoni
Espigado nu culhoni
Que cena abismal
Estou a bater mal.
O que é que eu faço agora
Com este esquisito pentilhoni
Vou ter de me por fino
Senão vai-me inchar o culhoni.
Tenho um colhão inchado
Até parece um cogumelo
Vou saltar do telhado
Cair em cima do farelo.
Fui parar ao hospital
Dei um peido, cheirava mal
Apareceu-me uma enfermeira
Podre de boa e com a borracheira.
Começou-se a portar mal
Eu cada vez a bater mais mal.
Ela doida, a mexer nu culhoni
Saltei-lhe em cima e espiguei-lhe o cuzoni
Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, o meu colhão
Não me mexas aí com a mão
Senão com esta comichão
Vais destruir o cabeção.
Ai o meu colhão…!!
Tenho um pentilhoni
Que coisa anormal.
A moncosa da enfermeira…
Aquilo correu mal!
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Happy Fornication
03:39
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Peidinho Ron Ron
01:26
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Star Whores
04:18
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Testicular Torsion
02:29
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Vaseline
04:32
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Life of a Penis
02:49
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Caguei na Betoneira
01:48
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Boobs are a perfect creation,
Always worthy of adoration.
They look great in a slow motion race,
And they’re always ideal to get to third base.
Breasts are so awesome they come in pairs,
They’re built-in airbags that everyone stares.
Boobs are cool to squeeze and they even float
And into the cleavage you can motorboat .
In their 20’s they’re nice and firm
In their 30’s and 40’s still round but a bit worn,
However in their 50’s and further on
They’ll make you cry for what’s forever gone.
Boobies come in various shapes,
Sometimes they’re big as melons others small as grapes.
At times they are perfect others lopsided,
Now and then they’re perky and their nipples misguided.
There are big nipples boobs and those just hanging,
Some are known as pillow tits that are very good for camping.
Super sized breasts can suffocate a guy
Migrator and wanderer titties can leave you with a black eye.
Every so often nipples get hard when its cold,
You should always seize a booby before it gets too old!
Sadly not all boobies make sense,
They can happen to be of a fat, greasy dude that suffers from flatulence.
Booooooooobs!
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